The MLB Fan Cave and Me. A Love story.

About a month ago, I filmed a video to submit for the 2013 MLB Fan Cave. If you’re unfamiliar with what that is, it’s a promotion put on by Major League Baseball where they send 9 or 10 people to a New York location to live for the whole season. You watch every game in front of multiple TV’s, go to games, meet and film content with players and have musicians come into the Cave and play, all while talking about it through social media. It’s incredible. Well, I got word today that I was selected as a top 50 finalist. I am ecstatic. Now my video is online at:

Vote for me please!

And you can go vote for me. Well I thought I’d put together a list of 27 reasons why I should get your vote and get into the 2013 MLB Fan Cave.

    1. I’m a True Blue Dodgers fan and so are you (that’s why you’re at my blog right?)

    2. I educate the future generations of America as a substitute high school teacher wearing a Bow Tie.

    3. I know the game inside and out.

    4. I can explain the infield fly rule.

    5. I’ve been to the Hall of Fame.

    6. Cats think I smell good.

    7. I’ve had dinner with Tommy Lasorda.

    8. I have a Matt Kemp Rookie card.

    9. Former Dodgers prospect, Jerry Sands has been in my living room (for reals.)

    10. Small children will give me High-Fives.

    11. I know what Batman’s middle name is.

    12. I can recite eloquent soliloquies to swoon middle-aged women.

    13. I ride a Harley Davidson named “Olive”

    14. I’ve walked across the Golden Gate Bridge…twice.

    15. I’ve flown a small airplane and didn’t crash it.

    16. I can play the guitar.

    17. I share a birthday with Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Stephen Hawking, Jason Giambi, R. Kelly and my Grandmother.

    18.  I’ve read “Moneyball” and “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

    19.  My girlfriend cuts my hair.

    20.  I have a vast knowledge of Comic Books.

    21.  I've perfected the "Hipster Look."

    22. I have a cat named "Gunther" who doesn't care about paperwork.

    23. I have a dog named "Tuxedo VooDoo Menson"who loves the dog Beach.

   24. I’ve been to over 300 baseball games and have never caught a foul ball.

   25. I'm probably the only guy in the world who thinks Nutella is gross.

   26. I graduated college wearing a Dodgers hat.

    27. I’ve never been to New York.

So there it is. 27 reasons why I need to be in the MLB Fan Cave. So please go vote for me and I’ll love you forever! oh, and GO DODGERS!!!